StarbuckstdfgLabambaHackedfishy and the USA’MERICA

lemme tell you a story.

Many bears walked in the forests of snow white land a disney troll. Walt, you have came a long way since Lion King. Get back to the basics of talking to kids without pixard. CAPTIAN PICARD. EATS KLINGONs.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT CHANGINGD MOTOR OIL.

Sally ate bees for breakfast every dang day. too bad the honey was poisnions.

I’ll fly away just came on the radio, that’s one of my favorite songs.

Back at the justice league of friends, batman eats the toast the superman made in the dryer. “superdork, you hvae eaten your last taosted poweder. I shall fight.” And then the thought, all the day of the night and the day and the night and the day and the night and the day and the night and the day and the night and the day and gh day and  the th ethe the nighd day. Superman said “YOU HAVE NO SUPERPOWERS BATMAN, GO SUCK A DUCK.”

Superman’s power suck anyways.

Plumber dan came to my house theother day. His butt crack of glory proudly displayinh for all to see, he unclogged the sinks of destiny and baked bread in the tolite. his assiatant carl showsed up with a grapefruit blender McmachineGorillaBob. Plumber DAn had a can of SKOAL in his back pocket. he beat his refigerator with it.

I ran other your mom. Here is a dipped cone.

I threw your cat off a 13 story apt building. Here is some rocky road.

I flushed your 37 page term paper about Obamamoney down the drain of destiny sandwhichbacon. Sorry. Here is a 5 gallon bucket of Chocalte ice friends.

I ate the last chip in the bag of wavywaves. Here is a snocone.

Your house burned down AND sank in the ocean, beacuse a shot a horse off my battleship at it. All hand here lost, and the TV. Here, have some neoploitan blend icy creams.

I cut your hands off. Here, have a an ice cream cone duck taped to your nubbies.

Sara is a monkey. she eats beats. beats eats all the governments.

YAYYAY is the flyer of the mighty battle bean of the destiny deer.

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banana.

Sometimes I wish the songs Jared comes up with weren’t directly related to people we know

Cause they’re absolutely hilarious and I would post them all over the internets

Encouragement

Tonight was a super encouraging hang out with my “big brother” Jared. We talked about a lot of good things, but one thing that he said really spoke a lot to me. He told me that I shouldn’t feel bad for asking Jesus for something that I really want. Of course I’d never ask for something out of selfish ambition, but there is something in my life that I really want to happen. I’m already to the point that if it isn’t meant to be then I’ll be okay, but right now I couldn’t ask for anything more than for it to work out…

Stop being such a poop.

AND SMILE MORE!! Cause you’re making the world look like they don’t wanna come through this door..

PEE PEE POO POO!

Tonight has ruled

Hanging with Jared-bub and The Mikey, writing songs for wDEFENSEy. GET REAL.